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usb
30th August 2008, 16:22
Largest dildo ever inserted
http://www.youporn.com/watch/56961/largest-dildo-ever-inserted/
Rikku
31st August 2008, 02:19
That has to be fake, video editing or something, has to be!!
GrowMoreWeed
31st August 2008, 04:56
Bah, that's nothing. You should see my wifes collection! :D
matt138
31st August 2008, 05:12
:eek: OH MY GOD!!!11!
Will4764
31st August 2008, 07:40
That has to be fake, video editing or something, has to be!!

That has to...hurt!
Daremo
31st August 2008, 07:53
Well now I gotta say a few words:

I don't think I'd like a girl friend who could take that thing, for three basic reasons...

1) As much as my ego is screaming to me to *NOT* say this, I have to...That dildo is just a mite bigger than my original equipment. Therefore I would never be able to satisfy that woman if that's what she's used to.

2) I don't want to have to find 3 men and a boy to hold her, pick that 50-pound rubber schlong up and have at it. Seems like you'd need a reservation at the builder's supply for a fork-lift anytime she felt frisky.

3) After using that monster sticking your willy in her would be like walking across a warm room with your pants off. As a side note, if she keeps that up then in 20 years you should be able to go spelunking in her twat ... or at least get a good echo.

But as a curiosity it just proves the extent of the human sexual experience is wider than many would think.
Will4764
31st August 2008, 08:10
But as a curiosity it just proves the extent of the human sexual experience is wider than many would think.

Haha, most definately wider than I would dare think.
Rikku
31st August 2008, 13:46
Daremo man, that post proper cracked me up hahaha! I had to google the word spelunking though... that's a new one on me!
Kitz E Kat
2nd September 2008, 13:26
I had to google the word spelunking though... that's a new one on me!
I don't want to know!
Meanwhile, yeah, it's big and all that, but it ain't got the loving touch, ya hear me :-)
Will4764
2nd September 2008, 14:30
Yeah,

I'm going to agree with Kitz, purely on the grounds that it makes me feel better about myself as a person and a little less envious. It's all about the love, or something...

That think has *got* to be doing some damage to her...I don't even know...bladder maybe?
SyntaxHeir
3rd September 2008, 06:54
What drives people to such madness? Honestly! That's simply not rational behavior! (not that there's anything wrong with that.)
Will4764
3rd September 2008, 13:18
Irrational behavious is fine,
Stickign THAT thing inside yourself, not so fine.
pukn
5th September 2008, 06:45
Wow! Brings me back to the good ol' service days of yore when a couple of young and stupid Rangers hopped down to Mexico to go watch the "Donkey Show"...

I gotta say, if you've every been to Defcon, they have a game there called "Gringo Warrior". Lets just say I wrote the book on busting out after being arrested for shitting in a corner pocket of a pool table because I was pissed drunk....

Aaaaahhhhhhhh, such sweet memories....