Favorite way to torture others

[MrsMo]

A few years ago D, Pixie and I went to the L.A. zoo. While we were there we saw some little endangered South American animal - kind of pig shaped but covered with the softest, best looking fur you can imagine. Without thinking, I said, "Ooooh, wouldn't that make a great pair of slippers!" The lady standing next to us practically had a heart attack, she was so outraged. Of course, I couldn't leave it at that once I saw her reaction so I continued on about how I would hate to waste the meat and wondered what it would take like barbecued. I think the lady left the zoo.

So, what is your favorite story about something you did to outrage some passer-by? Was it on purpose? Did you carry whatever you did further to get their goat even more? Inquiring minds want to know LOL

[pukn]

I've farted in a Datacenter mantrap prior to someone else walking through and watch them try to get out while gagging...

[coffee]

Ok boyz and girlz this is goin to get really sick ( feel free to check out at anytime : )

I live smack in the middle of the bible belt, I do my grocery shoppin on Sunday afternoon ( church services are out at this time ) I have this shirt that says, If your 555 then ( on the front ) I'm 666 ( on the back ) this has lead to a many of interesting conversations in the check out line, to say the least, one of the latest, ( cause Inquiring minds want to know MrsMo ; )

To coffee - ( SOoo do you not believe in god )
coffee -What makes you say that I don't believe in god...
To coffee - ( your shirt I'm 666 )
coffee -Have you ever read the bible Dude...
To coffee - ( yes I Have read the bible from cover to cover young man )
coffee -Ohhh really then you should have got this in Revelation's book 13:17–18 the number of the beast, What beast are you talkin about Obama ???
To coffee - ( No not Obama, Satin ( one in the same ) Do you even own a bible )
coffee -Yes I do own a bible as a matter of fact, I keep it a bowl of Virgin Blood so it's words don't effect me...
To - coffee ( Ohhh My god, )
coffee - ( your using the Lords name in vain ) Why is this conversation over I thought you wanted to save my soul,
To coffee - ( Ohhh the looks : )

( The shirt it's a SlipKnot thing, a band ) It means that I'm just different than you are that's all ; )

[rikku]

Heretic Anthem right coffee? :p

[Spoofed Existence]

I like your taste in music, coffee. I knew the lyrics were of Slipknot, though I thought maybe it was a more common quote. Do you know Stone Sour - same singer as Slipknot, amazing voice?

Anyways MrsMo, can't say I can help you here. I'm too insecure to "torture others", I'd be too afraid people would dislike me for it.

[Kitz E Kat]

Slipknot are a tad heavy for my tastes! Just a tad mind.
I love your story Mrs Mo, I do that kind of thing all the time just can't think of anything at this hour of the day. But I will !