Daremo's Den - is good

Radical Ed

16th March 2006, 15:31

is good we now have internet caf here wit verry good quick speed make quickly 4 d/l's makes more faster than dialup is good i try make more speek here now
tks

Rikku

17th March 2006, 08:28

Oh joy, just when you thought you had rid of him...

Kitz E Kat

17th March 2006, 15:10

Oh joy, just when you thought you had rid of him...
dis is not good :-)

I suspect the lawn mower that power's this operation may not last long , so don't panic Rikku :-)

Rikku

17th March 2006, 15:27

Are you kidding, he powers that sucker off the Datsun!

Kitz E Kat

17th March 2006, 15:39

Are you kidding, he powers that sucker off the Datsun!
Well that's not good, those engine's last forever :-(

Rikku

17th March 2006, 15:48

Not in the desert, surley? they dont have lawnmowers in caves anyway!

Kitz E Kat

17th March 2006, 15:53

they dont have lawnmowers in caves anyway!
How the fuck do you think they cut their hair ? :-)

That's right, lawnmowers ..........
Jesus , I am dealing with idiot's here :-)

Rikku

17th March 2006, 15:55

They don't cut their hair! You ever seen a terrorist with a nice hairdo? no!

Kitz E Kat

17th March 2006, 16:13

They don't cut their hair! You ever seen a terrorist with a nice hairdo? no!
Yeah, well if you used a lawnmower to cut your hair, don't you think it would be a little messy looking !

Here goes another thread hijackin, from 56K dialup to dodgy hair cut's in 9 move's, to include the merit's of Datsun engine's, lawnmowers, and terrorism.
Pitty the poor passerby reading this stuff :-)

TreeFrog

18th March 2006, 05:57

There aint no passers by here dude. This is a nice quiet Bayou. (that is as in Blue Bayou) Here you are in it up to your neck or you aint here at all.
My ex says that now I have talked about the juggling I should try to teleport over the internet. Then I can do the other party trick. (shame she wont post here. She has a lot to say)

I'm of a light build and dont look heavy at all. So it really takes people by surprise when I turn them Upside Down.. The looks on peoples faces are priceless.
I dont do it unannounced.. that would be too rude and dangerous but the surprise is still there.
Think about it.. When was the last time you were turned upside down?

Anyway its not what you have, it is what you do with it.

is good.. no?

:118:

Kitz E Kat

18th March 2006, 17:47

Think about it.. When was the last time you were turned upside down?

:118:
I am trying to figure out the last time I was right side up :-)

SyntaxHeir

20th March 2006, 05:45

@TreeFrog

You're in the habit of turning people upside down? Is that some sort of odd European tradition? WTF!?

Rikku

20th March 2006, 09:17

Jesus! Better not do that to me while Im over there next month! Im ever so worried :p

Kitz E Kat

20th March 2006, 11:07

Jesus! Better not do that to me while Im over there next month! Im ever so worried :p

Yeah, I am a little concerned myself :-)
I have this vision of me trying to explain to a police officer that the last thing I remember seeing was "me standing upside down, looking at a frog juggleing several pint glasses" , how mad is that :-)

Rikku

20th March 2006, 12:40

Haha, yea, I'm quite looking forward to it though :p

Radical Ed

20th March 2006, 15:48

dis caf make big fire oner not make pays to peopl is wrong 2 do dis mus make pay r no make moneys dees peoplemake bad happen if no make pays

tks

tks

Kitz E Kat

20th March 2006, 16:00

dis caf make big fire oner not make pays to peopl is wrong 2 do dis mus make pay r no make moneys dees peoplemake bad happen if no make pays

tks

tks

If I read this right , Rikku is just sooooo goin to love this :-)
Rikku, where "exactly" where you tonight ! Not setting fire to Radical's Internet cafe I hope :-)

TreeFrog

20th March 2006, 16:23

Was it protection racketeering or some dude did not pay for his net surfing time. !!?

Ahh I'll just turn em all upside down and teach em all to juggle. lol

So its not so hard.. just a case of balance, unless they are too heavy and then its just not going to happen.

GrowMoreWeed

21st March 2006, 01:44

OK TreeFrog, here's a challenge: Turn me upside down while I juggle, riding my unicycle! With my bald head and comedy beard, people won't know which way up my head is!

TreeFrog

21st March 2006, 06:57

Can we do it live on GMW radio just so there are witnesses.
:eek:

I think that one will be a guinness book of records job.

MrsMo

21st March 2006, 09:10

AACK! I now have this picture in my head and IT WON'T GO AWAY! Beards flapping in the breeze and spinning bald heads... no no, stop the madness.

Rikku

21st March 2006, 09:32

Oh my god!? Whatever is Daremo feeding you?

GrowMoreWeed

21st March 2006, 10:51

Can we do it live on GMW radio just so there are witnesses.
:eek:

I think that one will be a guinness book of records job.
Definately! It could be our first outside broadcast!

Not sure how I'd hold a mic though?

MrsMo

21st March 2006, 11:01

Not sure how I'd hold a mic though? (holding my poor head...) Oh no, MORE pictures I don't want in my head! :101:

Kitz E Kat

21st March 2006, 14:16

Really, I think we need to just hold on here !
Just stand back for a second...

We got Mrs Mo traumitized, with lurid image's in her head.
We got a Frog turning people upside down, and juggleing things.
We got a dope fiend ( work out who yourself!) strutting the streets with can's of NOS up his nose!
We got a dubious dude called Radical Ed complaining about the burning down of his new internet cafe.
We got Rikku denying his past and selling out to some dumb ass game :-)
We got Arlene fancying the butt's of , well anyone really !

It would seem only D, Syntax, UrBaNn and myself remain untouched by all this madness, most worrying , it's only Tuesday !!!!!

Rikku

21st March 2006, 14:52

What internet cafe? What napalm? bah! and that's no dumb ass game kat boy!! herecy! Tuesday? As we like to call it Jews-day, we were planning on calling up british gas and enquiring on a price to fill a small room with the gas this Jews-day...sounds like a laugh...

SyntaxHeir

21st March 2006, 14:54

It would seem only D, Syntax, UrBaNn and myself remain untouched by all this madness, most worrying , it's only Tuesday !!!!!

Maybe it's Reefer Madness? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0028346/)

Don't fight it, just pass the Dutchie.

Rikku

21st March 2006, 15:10

Paaass the dutchie on the left hand side...paass the dutchie on the left hand side..

Kitz E Kat

21st March 2006, 15:22

Paaass the dutchie on the left hand side...paass the dutchie on the left hand side..
Oh did I hate that song........

Rikku

21st March 2006, 15:24

Get outta town, that's a classic!

Kitz E Kat

21st March 2006, 15:29

Get outta town, that's a classic!
It was sad !

Rikku

21st March 2006, 15:33

Yeah I prefer Napalm Death...

Kitz E Kat

21st March 2006, 15:54

Yeah I prefer Napalm Death...
Agreed....... !

TreeFrog

21st March 2006, 16:44

Twisted threads

GrowMoreWeed

22nd March 2006, 04:14

Maybe it's Reefer Madness? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0028346/)

Don't fight it, just pass the Dutchie.
I've been trying to get a copy of that film for ages. Not that it's any good, just want it for the collection. Major propaganda. Apparently, women who smoke pot turn into rampant nymphomaniacs. Maybe it's not my subtle (?) charms after all.

And Kitz, "untouched by madness"??? ROFL!!!!!!

Daremo

22nd March 2006, 08:41

@GMW

Don't forget the cult hit "Marahuana" ~1934-36 time frame. It was made as an "educational" film to slip by the censors but it is one of the few films of that era shown in regular movie theaters to contain full-frontal nudity. The whole thing was to get the nudity past the censors.

Part way thru the movie there's a beach party - No, Frankie and Annette weren't there - and the herd of stoned, ugly, bovine females get stark nekkid and plays in the surf and then runs back inside still nekkid. While some effort is made to hide the outsized bushes on these women it still allowed enough to burn these horrid images forever into the brains of the unsuspecting youth who went to see this flick.

if you liked "Reefer Madness" you NEED "Marahuana".

GrowMoreWeed

22nd March 2006, 09:33

Thanks for the info D, I'll see what I can find. Just checking, is it really spelt "Marahuana" rather than Marijuana?

I guess this (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0026683/) is it?

EDIT: I love this quote from the begining of Reefer Madness: "a violent narcotic - an unspeakable scourge - The Real Public Enemy Number One!"

Violent? When was the last time you saw a pothead starting trouble outside the local kebab shop? Thinking about it, when was the last time you Americans saw a kebab shop (http://www.naks.org.uk/)? (tasty pic on their front page, NOT!)

Kitz E Kat

22nd March 2006, 16:23

Violent? When was the last time you saw a pothead starting trouble outside the local kebab shop?

As I remember it the last time England played in Holland, the English supporter's ( who don't have a great name abroad ) were pretty quiet , happy and quiet :-)

So yeah , one would have to agree !