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[Apathy]

Most Americans I know can string a decent sentence together, James from Houston.

Oh yeah, I don't like chicken. Twat.

[Kitz E Kat]

James from Houston.


If indeed that's his real name!

[SpoofedEx]

Most Americans I know can string a decent sentence together, James from Houston.


Hmmm how exactly do you string one sentence together? I think you mean stringing words together to form a decent sentence. Or forming a decent sentence. But not stringing one decent sentence together :P.

Maybe you should have a look at muphry's law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law). It works.

[coffee]

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[Kitz E Kat]

Hmmm how exactly do you string one sentence together?
Dunno Spoofed, but I'm with Apathy!
Perhaps it's an English thing and spread over here, but it makes sense to me!
How about my favorite , "i'll do that now in a minute" !!!

[SpoofedEx]

How about my favorite , "i'll do that now in a minute" !!!

That ain't no proper effing English! ;-)

Why can't the English or American speak English..? :-P

[Daremo]

Almost 50 years ago Rex Harrison asked the same question in My Fair Lady.

[Kitz E Kat]

Almost 50 years ago Rex Harrison asked the same question in My Fair Lady.
Well don't keep us all in suspense, what did she say ???

[Daremo]

I can't believe you've never seen the wonderful 1964 film "My Fair Lady" starring Rex Harrison. So for your education I present the lyrics of "Why Can't the English Learn to Speak":

Rex Harrison as Henry Higgins
Audrey Hepburn as Eliza Doolittle
Wilfrid Hyde-White as Col Hugh Pickering


Henry: Look At Her, A Prisoner Of The Gutter,
condemned By Every Syllable She Ever Uttered.
by Law She Should Be Taken Out And Hung,
for The Cold-Blooded Murder Of The English Tongue.

Eliza: Aaoooww!

Henry Imitating Her: Aaoooww!
heaven's! What A Noise!
this Is What The British Population,
calls An Elementary Education.

Pickering: Oh, counsel, I Think You Picked A Poor Example.

Henry: Did I?
hear Them Down In Soho Square,
dropping "h's" Everywhere.
speaking English Anyway They Like.
you Sir, Did You Go To School?

man on street: Wadaya Tike Me For, A Fool?

Henry: No One Taught Him 'take' Instead Of 'tike!
why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?
this Verbal Class Distinction, By Now, should Be Antique.
If You Spoke As She Does, Sir, instead Of The Way You Do,
why, You Might Be Selling Flowers, Too!

Hear A Yorkshireman, or worse,
hear A Cornishman Converse,
I'd Rather Hear A Choir Singing Flat.
Chickens Cackling In A Barn Just Like This One!

Eliza: Garn!

Henry: I Ask You, Sir, What Sort Of Word Is That?
it's "aoooow" And "garn" That Keep Her In Her Place.
not Her Wretched Clothes And Dirty Face.
why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?
This Verbal Class Distinction By Now Should Be Antique.

If You Spoke As She Does, Sir, Instead Of The Way You Do,
why, You Might Be Selling Flowers, Too.
An Englishman's Way Of Speaking Absolutely Classifies Him,
the Moment He Talks He Makes Some Other Englishman Despise Him.

One Common Language I'm Afraid We'll Never Get.
Oh, Why Can't The English Learn To Set
a Good Example To People Whose English Is Painful To Your Ears?
The Scotch And The Irish Leave You Close To Tears.
There Even Are Places Where English Completely disappears.
In America, They Haven't Used It For Years!
Why Can't The English Teach Their Children How To Speak?

Norwegians Learn Norwegian;
The Greeks Have Taught Their Greek.
In France Every Frenchman Knows his Language From "a" To "zed"
the French Never Care What They Do, Actually,
as Long As They Pronounce In Properly.
Arabians Learn Arabian With The Speed Of Summer Lightning.
and Hebrews Learn It Backwards, which Is Absolutely Frightening.

But Use Proper English You're Regarded As A Freak.
Why Can't The English,
why Can't The English Learn To Speak?

[Apathy]

My Fair Lady - a damn good film. I went to see a play of it, quite a while back, and the bloke playing Henry just wasn't as good as Rex Harrison.

Now and then someone comes along and gives a performance that others try to imitate but never better:

David Suchet is now Hercule Poirot
Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie are Jeeves and Wooster
Rex is definitely 'Enry 'Iggins


@Spoofed - I stand by my statement. (http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/phrasal-verbs/string+together.html)